Written by me
A lot of people say that I don't pay total attention to the road when I am driving. But I think it is very bad manners, if I have a passenger in the back seat, not to turn around when I talk to them. I…
Have you noticed how difficult it is to hire a really reliable hitman these days?" It's like trying to find a good nanny or cleaner. I read the other day that in America, over the last ten years professional hits have grown from 500 to…
"On Tuesday morning I told 17 people that I love them. Then I got out of bed, dressed and had breakfast." Now I'd be the first to admit that my personal life hasn't always been as straightforward as I would have wished at times, but…
(NEWS junkie. Peter Rosengard has been watching TV news for 36hours non stop..now he is part of the story!) I have been sitting here in West London watching TV news non stop now for 36 hours. CNN/Sky News BBC news at 10 CH4 news at…
It was a dark and stormy night…actually it wasn't, but I've always wanted to say that. That was the night before I lost my voice. Which was last night. Halloween. I went out trick or treating without my coat.. I KNOW.. it was STOOPID!! But…
A month ago someone kicked the wing mirror off my car and then urinated all over it..the car not the mirror. I instinctively felt this was unlikely to be a new specialised car wash promotion from the Bosnians who wash your windscreens at traffic lights…
My phone rang at 1 a.m. this morning. It was my dot com paper millionaire friend, Lloyd: "Peter can I borrow your book 'How to disappear completely and never be found?'?" "Does this mean your £10 million second round financing has been unsuccessful?" I asked.…
Not everybody at the BAFTAs at the Grosvenor House on Sunday night was Surprised when I told them about BAFTAS new ruling that there has to be a life assurance salesman on at least one jury. In my case for this years Best Comedy Programme.…
I'd been out clubbing. Okay, so I am 52, but I know my rights. I can go clubbing if I want to. The fact is I still go clubbing pretty regularly. Okay I go clubbing once a year...but always on the first Saturday night in…
Cigar man Peter Rosengard just can't get enough big butts Recently I became a father for the first time at the age of 48. Naturally I rushed out immediately to buy a box of cigars. At moments like this, you don't stop to think that…